The Apocrypha Discordia - the Synaptyclypse Generator Edition
Now available from Synaptyclypse Generator: The first completely unauthorisedsquid stains on dead trees edition of the Apocrypha Discordia, as disowned by His Wholiness the Fairly Rev.DrJon Swabey, B.MM., NARD. Yours for only US$12.99, not including p&p or batteries, void where not prohibited.
(wow! someone actually published the damned thing!)